Rumming Sh*t Since 2009
Boat Drinks
Rum House Punch
St. Croix style punch made with a mixture of Cruzan & Don Q Rums, house-made strawberry fruit punch and finished with a floater of dark rum. Beneath the sweet & fruity charm of this punch lies a subtle power followed by a swift kick in the ass$12$12St. Croix style punch made with a mixture of Cruzan & Don Q Rums, house-made strawberry fruit punch and finished with a floater of dark rum. Beneath the sweet & fruity charm of this punch lies a subtle power followed by a swift kick in the ass
A-A-Ron's Key Lime Coconut Rum Punch
One too many of these libations will lead to "insubordinate & churlish" behavior resulting in a trip to Principal Oh-Shag-Hennessy office. Cuz this drink is for real! Don Q Rum, cream of coconut, lime juice and a graham cracker crusted rim$12$12One too many of these libations will lead to "insubordinate & churlish" behavior resulting in a trip to Principal Oh-Shag-Hennessy office. Cuz this drink is for real! Don Q Rum, cream of coconut, lime juice and a graham cracker crusted rim
A Three Hour Tour
A bottle of beer beached upside down in a frozen margarita. The result of this shipwreck is a semi frozen limey beer with a serious aftermath. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port......$10$10A bottle of beer beached upside down in a frozen margarita. The result of this shipwreck is a semi frozen limey beer with a serious aftermath. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port......
Funky "Kracked Out " Monkey
Kracken Rum, Kahlúa, crème de cocoa, coconut cream blended with chunks of banana. Topped with whipped cream, chocolate toffee flakes. It might be time to get a little funky with that kracked out monkey$13$13Kracken Rum, Kahlúa, crème de cocoa, coconut cream blended with chunks of banana. Topped with whipped cream, chocolate toffee flakes. It might be time to get a little funky with that kracked out monkey
Painkiller
Park your ass in one of our seats or belly up to the bar. With the help of this potent boat drink you can pretend it's a beach lounger and find your happy place. You can almost feel your toes in the sand. All aboard it's Island Time!$13$13Park your ass in one of our seats or belly up to the bar. With the help of this potent boat drink you can pretend it's a beach lounger and find your happy place. You can almost feel your toes in the sand. All aboard it's Island Time!
Mojito
It's got that classic mint & lime kiss, but the finish is pure, unadulterated "What did I do last night?" level chaos. Planteray Dark Rum, muddled mint leaves, lime, turbinado agave blend.
Rum Flavors: Mango, Pineapple, Raspberry, Passion Fruit, Strawberry, Orange, Hibiscus$12$12It's got that classic mint & lime kiss, but the finish is pure, unadulterated "What did I do last night?" level chaos. Planteray Dark Rum, muddled mint leaves, lime, turbinado agave blend.
Rum Flavors: Mango, Pineapple, Raspberry, Passion Fruit, Strawberry, Orange, Hibiscus
Blueberry Hill Mojito
Sweet frozen deliciousness. Don Q Rum and steeped blueberry mint lime syrup. Come find your thrill on$12$12Sweet frozen deliciousness. Don Q Rum and steeped blueberry mint lime syrup. Come find your thrill on
Pina Colada
Rummed up classic beach fare with Don Q rum. Topped with whipped cream and a floater of dark rum. Umbrella and beach chair not included$12$12Rummed up classic beach fare with Don Q rum. Topped with whipped cream and a floater of dark rum. Umbrella and beach chair not included
Easy Like Sunday Morning
The right way to start or end the day. Champange, SelvaRey Coconut Rum, and house-made hibiscus fruit punch$13$13The right way to start or end the day. Champange, SelvaRey Coconut Rum, and house-made hibiscus fruit punch
Captain Dave's Rum de Dum Dum
A 64 oz fishbowl meant for two or more people, or one really thirsty son of a bitch! A secret recipe of rums, fruit juices, blue stuff, and a floater of some frozen crap. For those times when thinking is just a little too difficult. Kids get your floatation devices ready, man overboard!!$40$40A 64 oz fishbowl meant for two or more people, or one really thirsty son of a bitch! A secret recipe of rums, fruit juices, blue stuff, and a floater of some frozen crap. For those times when thinking is just a little too difficult. Kids get your floatation devices ready, man overboard!!
Jamaican Me Wasted
This Planter's Punch is a potent yet refreshing spiced libation that balances the warmth of dark Jamaican rum with the sweetness of sugar and the tartness of fresh citrus. One of sour{lime juice}, Two of sweet {Allspice Dram & Demerara syrup}, Three of strong {Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum} and Four of weak {Ice}
Top with sweet cream foam | $2 extra$15$15This Planter's Punch is a potent yet refreshing spiced libation that balances the warmth of dark Jamaican rum with the sweetness of sugar and the tartness of fresh citrus. One of sour{lime juice}, Two of sweet {Allspice Dram & Demerara syrup}, Three of strong {Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum} and Four of weak {Ice}
Top with sweet cream foam | $2 extra
Dark & Stormy
It's the color of a cloud only a fool or deadman would sail under.
Goslings Black Seal, ginger beer and a squeeze of lime$11$11It's the color of a cloud only a fool or deadman would sail under.
Goslings Black Seal, ginger beer and a squeeze of lime
Caiprihina
Cachaca, muddled lime, turbinado and lots of ice. Shaken, stirred or whatever the f*ck. Perfecto...$12$12Cachaca, muddled lime, turbinado and lots of ice. Shaken, stirred or whatever the f*ck. Perfecto...
RedruM Sangria
Red wine, fruit, and some Don Q Naranja for a little pep in your step. You'll be killing it in no time!$10$10Red wine, fruit, and some Don Q Naranja for a little pep in your step. You'll be killing it in no time!
Charger
A Red Stripe Lager charged with a floater of Don Q Limón on top. Put your hand on top and give the bottle a slow upside down and back. Slowly release your hand from the top, taking caution not to get sprayed in the face and then enjoy. Or just pick up the bottle and drink.
Either way, Giddy the F*ck up!$8$8A Red Stripe Lager charged with a floater of Don Q Limón on top. Put your hand on top and give the bottle a slow upside down and back. Slowly release your hand from the top, taking caution not to get sprayed in the face and then enjoy. Or just pick up the bottle and drink.
Either way, Giddy the F*ck up!
Margaritas
House Margarita
The original crowd pleaser. Frozen or on the rocks with salt.
Classic blend of Campo Bravo 100% blue agave tequila, triple sec, and house-made sour.$10$10The original crowd pleaser. Frozen or on the rocks with salt.
Classic blend of Campo Bravo 100% blue agave tequila, triple sec, and house-made sour.
Mr.Biggs Margarita
Reserved exclusively for the biggest players. Mr.Biggs only drinks the finest tequila, Mon! He likes Don Julio Reposado, Cointreau, and he likes it with a squeeze of the freshest orange on top. Credentials required$15$15Reserved exclusively for the biggest players. Mr.Biggs only drinks the finest tequila, Mon! He likes Don Julio Reposado, Cointreau, and he likes it with a squeeze of the freshest orange on top. Credentials required
Top Ranked Margarita
Cadillac style margarita experience. Milagro Reposado Tequila,
orange liquer, house-made sour and floated with Grand Marnier.$14$14Cadillac style margarita experience. Milagro Reposado Tequila,
orange liquer, house-made sour and floated with Grand Marnier.
Miracle Margarita
Finally a "low calorie" margarita that doesn't taste like crap or put hair on your chest with each sip you take. Milagro Silver Tequila, Cointreau, and house-made sour. Hallelujah it's a freaking Miracle! Tasty No Sugar Added 100% Blue Agave Taste Like The Real Thing$12$12Finally a "low calorie" margarita that doesn't taste like crap or put hair on your chest with each sip you take. Milagro Silver Tequila, Cointreau, and house-made sour. Hallelujah it's a freaking Miracle! Tasty No Sugar Added 100% Blue Agave Taste Like The Real Thing
THC Drinks | Beverages
Grower's Punch
How's it go again? One of sour, Two of sweet, Three of strong, and Four of weed?
Lime juice, Demerara syrup, Housemade Allspice Syrup, Louie Louie Blackberry Lemon$13$13How's it go again? One of sour, Two of sweet, Three of strong, and Four of weed?
Lime juice, Demerara syrup, Housemade Allspice Syrup, Louie Louie Blackberry Lemon
Rum Flights
Good Cheap Shit
A good friend would utter this ridiculous statement, back in the day, when someone was making a liquor run. These rums are delicious and affordable; some might even say a royal motherf*cking flush! The price of this flight, adjusted for today's economy, represents the amount ole "8 Dollar Fahr" would pony up no matter how much he ate or drank.
Best deal in the house or if you just want to get away from it all....
Diplomático Reserva, Papa Pilar 7 yr, Don Q Reserva 7$15$15A good friend would utter this ridiculous statement, back in the day, when someone was making a liquor run. These rums are delicious and affordable; some might even say a royal motherf*cking flush! The price of this flight, adjusted for today's economy, represents the amount ole "8 Dollar Fahr" would pony up no matter how much he ate or drank.
Best deal in the house or if you just want to get away from it all....
Diplomático Reserva, Papa Pilar 7 yr, Don Q Reserva 7
Biggs Flight
A few of our finest rums for those with a Bigg Time Palate willing to throw down some coin for a truly exceptional experience
El Dorado 25yr, Diplomático Ambassador, Kirk & Sweeney XO$150$150A few of our finest rums for those with a Bigg Time Palate willing to throw down some coin for a truly exceptional experience
El Dorado 25yr, Diplomático Ambassador, Kirk & Sweeney XO
The Spicy Life
History tells us that the Captain favored a spicy life and a glass of his favorite rum.
Here are some of the good ones. Choose three for your flight
Choose 3: False River Spiced Rum, Don Q Spiced Rum, Soggy Dollar Island Spiced Rum, KōLoa Kaua 'I Spice Rum, Chairman's Reserve Spiced Rum$20$20History tells us that the Captain favored a spicy life and a glass of his favorite rum.
Here are some of the good ones. Choose three for your flight
Choose 3: False River Spiced Rum, Don Q Spiced Rum, Soggy Dollar Island Spiced Rum, KōLoa Kaua 'I Spice Rum, Chairman's Reserve Spiced Rum
The Rare Bird
These rums, our rarest and most historical offerings, are hard to find, and some are older than all of us. If you're going to splurge, you might as well drink part of history.
Three selections from our Treasure Chest$200$200These rums, our rarest and most historical offerings, are hard to find, and some are older than all of us. If you're going to splurge, you might as well drink part of history.
Three selections from our Treasure Chest
The Road to El Dorado "Vertical Flight"
A progressive tasting of rums from one of our favorite rum producers.
Taste the progression of depth-of-flavor as the rums age, mature and mellows
El Dorado 12 yr, El Dorado 15 yr, El Dorado 21 yr | Add El Dorado 25 yr for $50 (when available)$35$35A progressive tasting of rums from one of our favorite rum producers.
Taste the progression of depth-of-flavor as the rums age, mature and mellows
El Dorado 12 yr, El Dorado 15 yr, El Dorado 21 yr | Add El Dorado 25 yr for $50 (when available)
Mocktails
Fleurty Faux-Rita
Free Spirits | N/A Tequila alternative, lime & agave. All the spicy kick, none of the hangover!$9$9Free Spirits | N/A Tequila alternative, lime & agave. All the spicy kick, none of the hangover!
Louisiana Saturday Night
Layered limeade that bleeds together resembling the Louisiana fall sky so much that you might find yourself involuntarily "Tiger Baiting" innocent bystanders in your immediate vicinity. Butterfly Pea Flower tea steeped with mint, fragrant lavender syrup, lime syrup with mint garnish$9$9Layered limeade that bleeds together resembling the Louisiana fall sky so much that you might find yourself involuntarily "Tiger Baiting" innocent bystanders in your immediate vicinity. Butterfly Pea Flower tea steeped with mint, fragrant lavender syrup, lime syrup with mint garnish
Pink-ish Drink-ish
Blend of Passionfruit & Green teas with strawberry lemonade on ice. Finished with a velvety sweetened coconut milk cascading down from the glass$9$9Blend of Passionfruit & Green teas with strawberry lemonade on ice. Finished with a velvety sweetened coconut milk cascading down from the glass